15th Mar 2008
Tattoo
Thinking of spending some of my bonus on something sensible like a few new tattoos. Here’s one that amuses me. If you can help with the Chinese character translation, please do:
“Stupid whitey, doesn’t speak Chinese. Tell him it means ‘Fearsome Warrior.’”
I was think of adding “Feel free to cheat him,” that that would just be too many characters and rather overplaying the joke.
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What about “No MSG”or “Die Roundeye”
or “Kamikazi Pilots 4-evah” cause of you know,they have like,a limited lifespan.
It’s important to disfigure yourself indelibly
with jokes that were’nt funny when bennet cerf first madethem in the late ’40s!
As usual, Fuquan, mean-spirited but funny. “No MSG” is tempting.
I like “I Can’t Read Chinese”.
“NO! Really, what does it say.”
“I can’t read Chinese.”
HIlarity ensues.
“I’m illiterate” also works well. Most hilarious.