17th Feb 2007
Google Loves Bruner Blog (Penis)
One of the joys of blogging is finding your own site come up on the first page of Google when you search for something. Another amusing game is to see what search phrases lead people to your site by browsing your referrer logs.
It turns out people who find my site are normally searching for really filthy things, which, by coincidence, apparently I blog about all the time. Here are some choice search terms where Bruner Blog currently comes up on the first page (or there abouts) on Google:
* four hour erection
* pornaments
* unicycle sex
* Bulgarian Bar
* skateboarding dog
* playing piano with his balls (I get more traffic on that than you might think)
* extra slutty
* perpendicular mohawk
* chinese airport security
* ny topless
* Zwack Unicum
* chicken ass
* tiny penis
I’m so very proud. Especially of that last one, which is new. (It’s not the meat, it’s the motion, seriously!)
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This kind of thing only begets more filth and should be largely ignored. Now you have instances of The [exact] terms used in the attempts to locate improbable filth that have emanated from major search engines. Now every bot, spider, and search engine will be refortified with the notion
that your blog is the place to go if you want to put your tiny penis in some chicken ass. Sure it’s funny the first time, but not the 29th. It happened to me. People are still looking for info on Kentucky Fried Chicken franchises on the island of Malta [on my site ]because I stupidly mentioned that “refferrer logs say the darndest things” . That was four years ago. In fact, I have added fuel to the fire because I [re]mentioned some of the topics in this comment. This comment will be indexed with me as the author, you as the blogger, and TP and CA referenced twice,Once in the body of your post, and once in my comment. Both of our names will be linked to these filthy topics, in perpetuity throughout the internet. Does your blog need the indescrimate publicity of being spidered and botted? I would have to reluctantly say yes, especially in your case . Someone needs to come up with a way to privatize (sic) individual posts so that indexing of sensative material does not occur. Just think, anyone can masturbate to any picture they want to on Flickr (and I do mean any picture-even ones of dogs and Machinery) that much easier because people labeled their pictures or tagged them or what ever those social software perves are calling it these days.
Um…a-doy? That’s the whole point. I’m #1 for “unicycle sex” after all. You don’t give that up lightly.
Penis, penis, penis, penis, penis!
It is strange that this blog shows up in the first page on google for so many keywords. For an example I have a site on Penis Enlargement pills and it has everything it needs but id does not apear in first pages on google.
How come the forum shows first in google page ranks?