01st Sep 2005
Proposed New Slogans for the Republican Party
The Republican Party: We [Heart] Looters
The Republican Party: If We Could Do That Well With a Hurricane, Just Imagine How We’ll Do With a Dirty Nuke!
The Republican Party: You Mean, This Isn’t What Jesus Would Do?
The Republican Party: Representing the Richest 1% and the Dumbest 48%
The Republican Party: Pro-Life and Pro-Death
The Republican Party: September 11th. Recession. Iraq War. Favors for the Super Rich. Abu Ghraib. Record Oil and Gas Prices. New Orleans. But At Least No Blowjobs!
The Republican Party: Give Us Four More Years and We Promise Pestilence and Plague
The Republican Party: Blah Blah Blah Jesus Blah Blah Jesus Blah Blah Jesus Blah
The Republican Party: Election Fraud Works!
The Republican Party: Almost as Well Informed as Bloggers
The Republican Party: Leveling the Playing Field Between America and the Third World
The Republican Party: Code Orange
The Republican Party: Um…Jesus?
NEW:
The Republican Party: Clueless Fratboys, Rich Fucks and Jesus Freaks
[A work in progress. Feel free to leave your own ideas.]
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