29th May 2005
The Big Four-Oh-No
So, my birthday is in about two weeks (June 11), and it’s a doozie. To be celebrated in a New-Orlean-style funeral party near the end of the month together with a similarly afflicted friend (details pending for those of you who actually know me). Meanwhile, I’ve got two weeks to lose 10 pounds. (Not looking so good.)
How can you make me feel better, you ask? (You’re sweet like that.) Please buy me lots of cool presents. (And don’t scrimp, for Christ sake. You only lose all illusions of still being young once.)
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