19th Apr 2005

Joke of the Whenever: Sacfree

This insane new underwear from Sacfree reminds me of a joke:

A man goes to see his doctor. The doctor responds with alarm at the site of a red bump on the man’s forehead.

“My goodness! I read about this in medical school, but I’ve never actually seen it. Mr. Smith, you’ve got a rare condition. In six weeks this bump is going to transform into a penis in the middle of your forehead.”

“What?!” exclaims the man. “Well, can’t you operate and remove it?”

“No, I’m afraid not. It’s attached directly to your brain. If I removed it, you’d die.”

“So you’re telling me in six weeks I’m going to wake up and look in the mirror and see a penis in the middle of my forehead?!”

“Oh no, you won’t see it. The ball sacs will be hanging in front of your eyes.”

Thank you very much. I’ll be here all week.


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4 Responses to “Joke of the Whenever: Sacfree”

  1. Jay Niemann Says:

    That underwear is nothing new. Most guys I know have at least 5 pairs that look like that. You know, guys will wear underwear until there’s nothing but the elastic strap left. Also, you need to start featuring some tit jokes soon, or people will think you like wangs a lot -if you catch my meaning.

  2. Rick Bruner Says:

    Good point. I actually used to get a fair bit of traffic on the search term “big tits” thanks to this earlier joke.

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