13th Apr 2005
Fun(ny?) While It Lasted
So, I have unceremoniously decided to bag the joke-of-the-day idea. In part because I couldn’t hear the laughter (yet another metaphor for life! I’ve got a million of ‘em), in part because it was becoming a pain in the ass (ditto) and in no small part because I just kept thinking of someone in HR stumbling across this blog and having a different sense of humor about making fun of other ethnic groups (seriously, they are hilarious, aren’t they? with their stinky food an all?) and goat fucking, etc.
I’m replacing it with joke-of-the-intermittent-period, such as:
God didn’t give epileptics a fair shake.
I still got it!
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Thank God that’s over. What are you worried about?
People in HR can barely work a computer much less find you blog with both hands tied behind their dicks. That goes for both male and females in HR.
Yes, it’s true. There are nothing but sensuous shemales working in human relations. Funny, that.
The main thing is that the jokes uniformly sucked.
Don’t ever do the funny haha/funny because you have a small penis/funny because someone is different from you thing again. Also, I think the word in parentheses after “Pain in the ass” should be “dildo”. And I assume that the “it” you are referring to as still having is siphylis
The Joke of the Day is dead! Long live the Joke-of-the-Intermittent-Period!
I am in complete agreement with Jay on this one. (Also, Jay, if you are reading this we need to get together for a road trip again one of these days.) Actually, not 100% agreement, I didn’t think the jokes sucked so much as that they…okay they really did suck Rick.
You are much funnier when you are just being Bruner.
Remember the time you fell in love with toast or tried to nail yourself to Tiffany…or was that mail yourself? I forget.
Who could forget the protoplasm you copulated with in a frenzy of spasm resulting in disincorporation?
This post has turned into a spam postscript so I need to end it now. Adios, JOTD! We barely knew ye.
Someone’s grumpy about turning 40?
And just for the record, in case anyone from HR at my company does manage by some fluke to find this blog, I don’t believe you’re all shemales. That was Jay. Not me. (Speaking of which, Jay, how’s the job hunt going?)
As for you, Pablo…toast, Tiffany, protoplasm, disincorporation? I have no fucking idea what you’re talking about. Are these things I did in college when I was stoned all the time? If so, let’s just say I’ve since made room in my brain for new memories by conveniently forgetting just about everything that happened in my life from age 18 to 21 or so. I do remember it was fun, though.
And come on, the one about Blowing Chunks, that one was funny. Someone back me up here.
Now if you change “blow” to “fuck” , that would be some comedy. Not like now, when it isn’t.
Ta- Anyone with two ears is a nancy boy.
Perhaps, if you changed “Blowing Chunks” to “pleasuring Chunks anally”? Just a suggestion.
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