07th Apr 2005
Joke of the Day: Best of Friends
File under: A Boy Can Dream
A tiger and an elaphant are best friends. Every day they meet at a clearing in the jungle and play in the field. But they have to be careful of one corner of the field where there is a deep hole.
One day, the tiger comes to the clearing and is looking for his friend but doesn’t see him. Then he hears shouting from the corner of the field and when he goes over, sure enough the elephant has fallen in the hole.
“Laugh it up, flyboy,” the elephant says, “just get me out of this goddamn hole.”
So the tiger runs off to get his Porcshe. He drives it up to the edge of the hole and throws down a rope and ties the other end to the car’s bumper. “Here, tie this around your fat stomach.”
The elephant does as he’s told and after burning two big ruts in the ground, the tiger manages to pull the elephant out.
The very next day, the elephant comes to the clearing and doesn’t see the tiger but then hears cries coming from the corner of the field.
“Fine, laugh all you want,” says the tiger, “just get me out of this hole.”
So the elephant straddles the hole and leans down with his enormous penis. “Grab a hold of that and I’ll pull you out.”
The tiger isn’t thrilled by his choices, but he does as he’s told and soon is back up on the jungle floor.
The moral of the story is: If you have a really big cock, you don’t need a Porsche.
If first heard that joke from the chief technical officer as part of his speech on orientation day for a group of college interns at WWOR TV, of whom I was one. Morton Downey Jr. recorded his fucking insane show just down the hall (for those who never had the pleasure, think Jerry Springer as a chain-smoking fascist cokehead 10 years earlier).
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