02nd Apr 2005
Joke of the Day: Let’s Play House
Make-good for yesterday.
File under: There But for the Grace of God… (Props to Dan H.)
An accountant get sent to prison for fraud. He arrives in his cell. His cellmate — 6′4″, 280 lbs, shaved head, covered in tattoos — promptly asks “So, do you want to be the wife or the husband?”
The accountant blanches and after swallowing hard for a moment, stammers, “Uh…the husband?”
“Fine, now get over here and give your wife a blowjob.”
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Very funny! It had me chuckling. You know how I love blow job humor.
Anyway, I think typekey kind of sucks. Apparently, the “remember me” feature is useless. I have to log in every time. That makes it hard for this serial commentator.
On another topic, although I like the Joke of the Day, why do I feel that it has crowded out your more original Brunerisms. I know you are lacking the time you used to have. But, it was always your individual wit that drew me to become an obsessive reader.
So, if you find that the Joke of the Day is becoming a tiresome responsibility and causing your regular posts to languish, for Fairy Tales’ Sakes give it up Man!
No more jokes for you!
I agree, TypeKey kinda blows. Speaking of which, that Blows Chunks joke was about the funniest joke you’re ever going to see on this blog, IMHO, no? If you didn’t think that was hilarious (it still cracks me up), I may as well hang it up, indeed.