28th Mar 2005
Joke of the Day: What’s In a Name?
File under: Funny Because It’s True (though not in my case personally)
My father tilled this soil for all his years, but do they call me “McGreggor the Farmer’s Son?” Noooooo.
You see that stone wall over there? A half a mile long, it is. I built it with my own two hands stone by stone. But do they call me, “McGreggor the Wall Builder?” Noooooo!
Everyone in this village knows I’m the finest auto mechanic for 200 miles. But do they call me “McGreggor the Ace Mechanic?” Blasted, no, they certainly do not!
But you fuck one goat…
BTW, in case you didn’t notice, I’m taking weekends off the Joke-of-the-Day thing.
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