25th Mar 2005
Joke of the Day: This Will Only Hurt for a Moment
I know I’m late with this, but I have 45 minutes or so left in the day, so technically I’m still on track!
File under: A Boy Can Dream
A man sees his dentist because of a persistant toothache. The dentist tells him, “Mr. Jones, that tooth has to come out. Lay back and I’ll give you some novocaine.”
“Actually, Doc, I’m allergic to novocaine. I break out in terrible hives.”
“No problem. I’ll just give you some sweet gas instead. You won’t feel a thing.”
“I wish I could, Doctor, but it makes me sick to my stomach.”
“Hmmm,” said the doctor. “Okay, I’ll give you a Viagra.”
“Will that kill the pain?”
“No, but it will give you something to hang onto while I yank that baby out!”
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here’s some Punchlines to build jokes around.
1) You’re Gay????!!!!
2) rectum? It nearly Killed ‘em.
3) A herd in the band is worth Boo in the tush.
4) two pounds of exlax and a tuba
5)Get the fuck out of here, we don’t serve your kind!
6)You could eat a bowling ball if you had to
7) Canoes tip
and the parrot says “Africa”
9)A large pizza can feed a family of four*
*this one is great for jokes about the difference between bass players and a large pizza.
Enjoy!