23rd Mar 2005
Joke of the Day: You Say Potato, I Say Potato
File under: Metaphor for Life
Two guys are at the beach. One says, “There are so many pretty girls here, but none of them gives me a second look. I’ll never meet a nice one.”
His friend suggests, “Well, there are also a lot of hunky guys here. We’ve got serious competition. You might try putting a potato down your swim trunks for a bit of an advantage.”
Later, the first guy comes back: “I’ve been walking around with this potato in my shorts for an hour, and still nothing.”
“Andy, you’re supposed to put the potato in front.“
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Hee Hee! The Potato looked like a poop.
Since you’re a little slow on the post today I thought I would help you out.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Heywood.
Heywood, who?
Heywood Jablowme.
I love the interactive element to this. Especially the explaining-the-joke part. That will be helpful for stupid people. Thanks, Pablo.