21st Mar 2005
Joke of the Day: Man Falls Off a Cliff…
You love me! You really, really love me! (Well, five of you, anyway.)
So, I grovelled, and five of you responded (two whom I’ve known for between 10 and 20 years, one industry buddy who bears an uncanning resemblance to…nevermind, and two complete strangers, which is kinda cool, kinda creepy). Good enough for me!
Interestingly, none of the five commented on whether they’d like me to pursue the joke-of-the-day concept, but I’ll take that as a Yes! We’ll try it for a month or so until the pain is unbearable for one or the other or both of us.
File under: Higher Power:
A man is hiking along the fjords in Norway when he stumbles and falls over a 500-foot cliff to the ocean below. A few feet down, he catches a shrub and clings on for dear life.
Dangling precariously, his palms begin to sweat. Realizing he has only seconds to spare, he calls up, “Is there anybody up there?”
A deep, booming voice answers: “Let go of the branch. I will catch you and set you down safely. This is God.”
The man looks at the sea far below crashing against the jagged rocks and again up to the lip of the cliff just out of reach.
He calls out, “Would there happen to be anyone else up there, too?”
Let me point out, I never promised these would be good jokes. Just one every day. For as long as I can stand it.
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