07th Aug 2004
Lefty’s Love Song
Garrison Keillor is the Mark Twain of our time. Amazing how he just cranks out this kind of brilliance every week. Lefty sings this love song from “Lives of the Cowboys” radio play (repeat PHC this week):
You’re the cream in the cream cheese
The oysters in my stew
You will always be my necessity, I’d be lost without you.You’re the gin in my tonic,
You are my MSG,
You will always be my necessity, I’d be lost without thee.When men ride hosses,
And they get nauseous,
They love their sauces,
And you’re my Worcestershire, dear.You’re the words of my mantra,
You’re my Buddhe and Tao,
You will always be my necessity, I’d be lost without thou.I’ve got to say, dear,
I’ve lost my way, dear,
Don’t need an -ism,
Need a trail and you’re my Chisholm.You’re the zip in my zipper,
You’re the lace in my shoe.
You will always be my necessity, I’d be lost without you.
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