26th Jul 2004
‘Carb-Style’ Bread?

I just opened our refrigerator to see a loaf of Pepperidge Farm’s “Carb Style” bread. “Carb style?” That’s a good thing? That’s even a style? Much less a selling point? (Shouldn’t it be “Low-carb style”?)
Strangely, nothing that I can see about it on PepperidgeFarm.com, though here it is in its many varieties on Peapod.
Mmmm, carbs.
UPDATE:
This “bread” tastes like burnt plastic and has the texture of rubber wet cardboard. (Okay, not burnt plastic, maybe, but not good bread, either.)
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Martha Stewart, in one of her last acts of freedom, decided to create the new trend of Carb style. It’s for CEOs who don’t have a lot of bread.
You live in a country where “flammable” and “inflammable” mean the same thing-what are you expecting, Shakespear?