20th Jun 2004

How Do You Start a Holiday?

We all know that Hallmark started Mother’s Day, Valentine’s Day, etc. But what’s the process for doing so? Here are some holidays I’d like to suggest:

  • Divorcee Day
  • Step-Parent Day
  • Unemployee Day
  • Thanks Again for Getting That Abortion Day
  • Beloved Pet Day
  • Lovable Loser Day

Seemed funny before I actually typed it up.


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2 Responses to “How Do You Start a Holiday?”

  1. henry Says:

    Much more seriously, do they have cards for blogday yet?

  2. Riley Says:

    National wear a blindfold day.

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