06th Apr 2004

Me Is a Grammar God

Grammar God!
You are a GRAMMAR GOD!

If your mission in life is not already to
preserve the English tongue, it should be.
Congratulations and thank you!

How grammatically sound are you?
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All of you proofreader nazis can kiss my lily white ass! And don’t think I won’t cite this every time someone challenges my blogging grammar wrongly, because I will. Every time. In fact, I was thinking of adding a new rule that you lose points for challenging me erroneously, but now I think it will be more satisfying just to rub your noses in my godlike status, linking back to this page. That goes double for you, Sonic Death Monkey, as you seem to be wrong at least half the time you challenge me. (10th grade. Hrumph!)

Strangely, the test doesn’t actually tell me on a percentage basis how well I did, but I assume that “Grammar God” means I aced it (gods don’t make mistakes, do they?). I’ll have you know that I took a course in grammar in college and got an A, at a time when I was somewhat distracted otherwise from my studies. In fact, I took it just for the easy grade. It’s pure instinct. Or rather, I owe it all to my dad and his constant nagging language prescription grade school through high school.

Now, spelling, that’s a different story. If only I also had gotten the gene for spelling…


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4 Responses to “Me Is a Grammar God”

  1. Olivier Travers Says:

    Mwahahah, I aced right through to god status myself. Besides, I should get double points since English is not my first language. Anyway, this quiz was too easy, and we’ll keep kicking your ass.

  2. Rick Bruner Says:

    Hey, instead of suggesting that the test was too easy, did it ever occur to you that you and I are both preternaturally smart, and that’s why we get along so well (aside from when we piss each other off, insulting each other’s intelligence)?

  3. Sonic Death Monkey Says:

    “Now, spelling, that’s a different story. If only I also got the gene for spelling…”

    Should be Now, spelling, that’s a different story. If only I HAD also GOTTEN the gene for spelling…

    Grammer god. Pshh…

  4. Rick Bruner Says:

    Hmmm, I’m not sure that it’s strictly wrong, but I’ll give it to you.

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