17th Dec 2003
How Not to Date Men
If you’re still looking for even more insight into how the mind of the dating woman works, Maccers provides “The Modern Drunk?s Guide to Dating (Women) Part I.” The parenthetical “Women” is a bit confusing, as it’s advice for women, not for men about dating women. But, of course, you can easily employ some reverse psyche and use these tips to know what mines to avoid, such as “8. Never date a man who drinks Cosmopolitans on your first date. He shaves his balls and wears stacks” (what are “stacks”?); “14. Never date a man who looks deeply into your eyes and tells you his marriage is fucked. So is his life,” and “16. Never date a man who brushes his teeth after lunch. He will avoid cunnilingus.”
Wow, are these creatures inscrutable.
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