14th Dec 2003
Dean, Hussein 2004
My friend Peter Sherman came up with a brilliant idea this afternoon: now that we have Saddam in captivity, Howard Dean should consider inviting him to be his vice presidential running mate for the 2004 election. Think about the synergies:
- They both hate Bush.
- They were both against the Iraq war.
- Hussein has 25 years of experience running a country.
- He also has extensive experience in foreign affairs.
- Plus, Hussein is an intelligence expert and has even worked with our CIA.
- Hussein could help us mend fences with our estranged European allies, where he’s so popular.
They could position themselves as the “Angry Ticket.”
Another great idea Peter had was for the Fab Four to do a Queer Makeover of Saddam’s spider hole.
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