05th Dec 2003
A Car Ad I’d Love to See
From Izzle Pfaff (an excerpt):
(The WIFE opens the oyster. Inside is a LEXUS car key sitting atop a dispiriting grey mass of former oyster meat. The WIFE squeals.)
W: What? Wha–? Is this . . .?
H: (Beaming) That’s right. It’s a gorilla-cock huge Lexus, my darling. Merry Christmas!
W: AAAAAHHH! Oh my God! This is . . . I love you! I love you! I . . . ah . . . hold on. Aren’t these things around fifty thousand dollars?
(Via Anil)
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