02nd Dec 2003
How You Know You’re Almost 40
An older gentleman stuck his finger up my butt this afternoon. He was gracious enough about it; indeed, he was a medical doctor. That didn’t make the experience much less unpleasant, though.
Don’t worry, I’m fine, thank you. Medically, anyway. He prescribed Raisin Bran and Metamucil.
I believe I will need to go to the Bulgarian Bar this Saturday and paw very drunkenly at pretty women in their 20s to recover from the indignity.
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