15th Nov 2003

What the Hell Do Women Really Want?

It’s one of the great mysteries of life: what the hell do women really want? As a man married happily (more often than not) for nine-plus years, I raise this questio purely only in the hypothetical. Not that I have the slightest idea what mine wants, mind you, I’m just saying if it’s not broke don’t fix it. But the question continues to fascinate, nonetheless.

So, as a service to the rest of you clueless boobs, I’ve decided to actually try to find the answer to this question once and for all. Hence, a survey. But before you go clicking willy-nilly, be advised:

PLEASE READ THESE INSTRUCTIONS BEFORE VOTING:

  1. Vote only if you are a female. If you are unsure whether you qualify, do not vote.
  2. Vote only in one survey box or the other, NOT BOTH. This may look like two separate surveys, but both boxes together are really only one survey, as the polling software I use limits me to only 10 questions, so this is my kludgy fix.

  3. Vote only once. You can view the results without voting.

The choices are arranged alphabetically.

Now, let’s see what you tricky vixens really think.




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