28th Jun 2003
The Tiger and the Elephant
A tiger and an elephant lived in a jungle and were the best of friends. Every day, they’d meet in the morning in a clearing in the forest to play. They both knew to be careful, however, of one corner of the clearing where there was a deep hole you could fall into.
One morning the tiger came out and didn’t see the elephant. Then he heard cries for help from the corner of the clearing. He went over and, sure enough, the elephant was in the hole. The tiger laughed and laughed at him, saying “You idiot. Why did you fall in the hole? You know it’s there.”
The elephant said, “Shut up and just get me out.”
So the tiger left and came back in a few minutes with his Porsche Boxer. He tied a big rope to the bumper and threw it down in the hole and told the elephant to tie it around his waist. Then he revved up the car and pulled and pulled till the elephant climbed out of the hole.
The next day, the elephant showed up to the clearing and didn’t see the tiger but then heard cries for help coming from the corner of the field. Sure enough, the tiger had fallen in the hole. The elephant laughed and laughed and said, “Who’s the idiot now?”
The tiger said, “Shut up and just get me out.”
So the elephant straddled the hole and leaned over, dangling his enormous cock above the tiger. “Grab ahold and I’ll pull you out.” Which he did.
Morale of the story: If you have a big cock, you don’t need a Porsche.
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