30th Mar 2003

War Among Axes of Evil

Doing the rounds in email these days, erroneously being attributed to John Cleese (it would appear in fact to be written by a staffer at SatireWire), quite funny piece: “Angerred by Snubbing, Lybia, China, Syria Form ‘Axis of Just as Evil’.” Here are the first two paragraphs:

Bitter after being snubbed for membership in the “Axis of Evil,” Libya, China, and Syria today announced they had formed the “Axis of Just as Evil,” which they said would be way eviler than that stupid Iran-Iraq-North Korea axis President Bush warned of his State of the Union address.

Axis of Evil members, however, immediately dismissed the new axis as having, for starters, a really dumb name. “Right. They are Just as Evil… in their dreams!” declared North Korean leader Kim Jong-il. “Everybody knows we’re the best evils… best at being evil… we’re the best.”


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