Doing the rounds in email these days, erroneously being attributed to John Cleese (it would appear in fact to be written by a staffer at SatireWire), quite funny piece: “Angerred by Snubbing, Lybia, China, Syria Form ‘Axis of Just as Evil’.” Here are the first two paragraphs:
Bitter after being snubbed for membership in the “Axis of Evil,” Libya, China, and Syria today announced they had formed the “Axis of Just as Evil,” which they said would be way eviler than that stupid Iran-Iraq-North Korea axis President Bush warned of his State of the Union address.
Axis of Evil members, however, immediately dismissed the new axis as having, for starters, a really dumb name. “Right. They are Just as Evil… in their dreams!” declared North Korean leader Kim Jong-il. “Everybody knows we’re the best evils… best at being evil… we’re the best.”
Mark my words, “Fadayeen” will take on legendary proportions in the years to come in the annals of fanatical suicidal terrorists. Newsweek reports on what makes these pychos tick:
They began as what analysts at the time dismissed as a ?toy army,? a pet project of Saddam?s volatile eldest son, Uday. He recruited the Saddam Fedayeen (?Martyrs for Saddam?) as a special bodyguard for his father. At first, according to experts on Iraq and defectors from Saddam?s inner circle, they did little more than Uday?s twisted bidding?-picking up girls for him to rape, beating Olympic athletes for losing games, cutting out the tongues of critics of the regime. Meanwhile Uday?s younger and more reliable brother Qusay took charge of his father?s most important paramilitary organizations, especially the feared Special Security Office and the elite Special Republican Guard.
Uday reqcruited the Fedayeen in orphanages and prisons, where candidates for his unique blend of psychopathy and filial devotion were plentiful.
Also contains the kind of quote I love from Rumsfeld: ?If their wish is to die for Saddam Hussein, they will be accommodated.?
He is truly the evilest genius of his generation. Dr. Evil has nothing on Saddam. Without a doubt he is one of the sickest bastards Hell ever spawned. An he’s winning the PR war? Incredible. But, given his insanely twisted logic, he is a most formidable foe, truly brilliant in his depravity and refusal to give up and die already. What a mind-fuck he’s put on all of us.
I’d love to find a full translation of the op-ed piece that Condoleezza Rice wrote for France’s Journal du Dimanche that AP reports on. If anyone comes across the full English version, please let me know.
Reader Holly W. wrote (actually, a couple of days ago, but Blogger was sick in the meantime) about my recent cockroach story:
Last roach story I promise (I’m not a blogstalker).
Twenty plus years ago, I was just a kid - I vividly remember my mom
getting a glass of water, taking a sip, then spitting it out all over
the floor….there was a little roach wiggling around in the water -
she’d felt it in her mouth, thank God, and didn’t swallow him.
This is not to horrify, but to instruct; ever since then, everyone in my
family keeps their glasses and all drinkware UPSIDE DOWN in the
cabinets, no exceptions. When my husband and I got together, I turned
all the glasses in his apartment upside down (he lived like a typical
bachelor, and so his roach potential was quite high) and I insist that
all the glasses in our house be stored that way. And when I told him
the story, he immediately agreed with me.
Not to be outdone, I know a guy who had to go to the hospital to get a cockroach tweezed out of his ear. Another time, my wife and I and group were at a restuarant in San Francisco, and they served us empty soup bowls upsidedown, inside one of which was a live roach. The barely apologized and gave us nothing for free! (Sadly, otherwise a delicious Thai restaurant, around 26th St. in the Mission.)
Worst of all, a friend of mine witnessed someone at a pizza party bite into a slice and remove from his mouth…(brace yourself)…a BandAid.
Don’t know what the problem was, but Blogger.com was not updating posts for the last 24 hours or so, to my and others’ frustration. Let’s see if their Google investment buys them any better customer sevice and they at least let us know what was up this time. I’m not holding my breath, but I have to say it was quite frustrating, now that I’m an obsessed warblogger these days.
Hi there. I read today’s postings, and have this to say to everyone out there who is following the endless media coverage:
Don’t succumb to the media’s incessant desire to jump to conclusions with every event and detail that is reported.
Let’s please remember that the people running this campaign have spent their lives studying war, strategy, tactics, intelligence, and history. There is still no question that we will be victorious in this war, but the rules of engagement we have committed ourselves to means it will take longer than one week.
What the people running this campaign have not spent enough time studying is the media, and the way its audience (us) will react to whatever detail is reported. I believe the biggest problem we have right now is that the people in charge are mismanaging the media, that the embedded journalists are communicating too much, and that there is no way anyone here in the States can put all these disjointed details together to form a big picture conclusion, the way the military leaders in charge can.
While it is difficult, all we can do is trust that the people our country has trained to protect us will do just that, and come home as soon as they can.
Thanks. It’s good to hear it. I wrote Ken and told him it was a sobering comment. He said the metaphor was apt, as we’re all drunk on too much information.
Saddam convinces thousands of hard core supporters to fight to the death.
So eminently possible that it ought be taken as a given for planning purposes. If we are not prepared to deal with the aftermath of this state of affairs, someone has been criminally irresponsible.
Freaky sand storms of biblical magnitude. Makes one think of the defeat of Kubli Kahn’s attempted invasion of Japan, when his massive army confronted “kamikaze”: the Divine Wind.
The story begins in 1274, when Kublai Khan conscripted the newly conquered Korean vassal state of Koryo into abetting his first ill-fated military invasion of Japan. The fleet, purported to consist of 900 warships, encountered initial success before abruptly retreating, perhaps wary of Japanese reinforcements or the region’s notoriously stormy seas.
Whatever the cause, some Japanese accounts invoke strong winds that shifted course on Oct. 20 and forced the Mongols into full retreat. So began the first stirrings of the mythic “divine wind” sent by the gods to protect Japan, an otherworldly force the Japanese would eventually call the “kamikaze.”
The invaders returned in 1281, this time with a fleet that some Chinese sources have numbered as high as 4,400 vessels, the majority procured from the conquered Sung Dynasty of southern China. Historians say strengthened Japanese defenses and a failed military rendezvous forced the bulk of the fleet to set anchor off the southwestern Japanese coast, where the invaders lingered for six weeks. It was there, near the tiny island of Takashima, that disaster struck on July 30 when a typhoon devastated the bulk of the fleet. The boats had been chained together to form a flotilla, pooling the fleet’s military resources but effectively bottling up any escape route to deeper water.
Shock and awe? I’m am shocked and awed and how incredibly badly the Pentagon seems to have planned this thing so far. When I backed their horse with great reluctance, I pretty much assumed the U.S. military had thought this thing through and could deliver without any concern on their promise to easily overwhelm Saddam’s forces. And now they’re surprised by how the Iraqis are fighting? Thanks, once again, CIA. Didn’t we learn any lessons from Vietnam? From watching Saddam’s willingness to gas his own people? From the seige of Stalingrad? (Hint: Saddam is a big fan of Stalan)
The reason people are reluctant to show their faith in their “liberation”? They understand apparently much better than we do the depth of Saddam’s evil genius.
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